Nicole Conlan

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daily show writer and personal assistant to my dog

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I know we're all sick of my wedding photos but unfortunately these are cool and I never got to post them 😌 25 Apr 2026 Harmony Phyllis Conlan - 201?-2026 The best thing that ever happened to me (sorry to my husband, but she’s the best thing that ever happened to him too). She was a total scragglepuss when we got her (pic 16). She looked better on the day she died than the day I brought her home. The best part of Harmony was her joy. We saw her discover sprinklers and ecstatically rip them out of the ground. At a pond, I heard “splash splash splash,” and turned around to see her swimming in little circles. The first time I brought her home from daycare, she was so tired from playing, I thought I killed her. Once she ate a whole lemon pound cake out of the groceries. She loved barking at the mountain with Jett, even though she never really knew why. Slide 3 is when she met her first turtle. And holy moly, did she ever love ball. No one will ever really get the way Jordan and I do her voice, or the years of backstory we built. Do you know how hard it is to explain that your dog has lore? That it’s canon that she’s a libertarian who thinks Joe Biden is a robot? That every time we drove cross-country, she demanded we stop at the birthplace of John Wayne? That when she got pneumonia, she called it “pomona”? I don’t blame anyone for not getting it. Who could? It's inscrutable. But what everyone got about Harmony, what every single person said after meeting her, is that she was the sweetest dog in the world. She was so calm that other people had their puppies hang out with her to socialize. Even my dad loved her, because she didn’t wait for him to love her first. She walked up to everyone, tail wagging, shoving her wet face into your lap until you pet her. The absolute sweetest of peas. Above all else, Harmony was the boss of me. As she always said, “I’m in charge.” She was so strong that if she wanted to sniff something on a walk, she got to. She barked if I stayed up past bedtime. And of course, there was her daily Crepuscular Whining for attention. I always figured it was anxiety. In retrospect, I think she was telling me, hey, mother, I only have so much time left. We got a late start together. Get over here and make the most of it. And as with so many things, she was right. 20 Feb 2026 🚨NEW POD ALERT🚨 @rolliewilliams and I have a new podcast and we just dropped not one but TWO episodes for you. When I went to grad school, my parents dreamed of me one day releasing a podcast, and now that dream is a reality. Link in bio! Produced by @bjboult, and art by @razorlou, of course 01 Jan 1970 What happens when nature storytelling breaks its own rules? 🎬 Nature stories usually follow an unwritten playbook: a certain tone, a certain pace, a certain reverence. This panel brings together creators who are pushing past it with comedy sketches, video games, scripted drama and social content. They’ll talk about what they gained by working outside the usual conventions, and why an unexpected nature story might reach someone the expected one never could. 📅 Mon, Nov 9 | 2:15PM 
🎙️ Moderated by Miranda Green, LA Times studios @latimesstudios ✨ Nicole Conlan, Climate Town @climatetown 
✨ Max Romey, Creator @maxromey @trailboundsketches 
✨ Carmiel Banasky, The Last City @carmielbanasky 
✨ Kim Berthiaume, Two Falls Sponsored by @bonolokoutdoors A few programming tickets are still available. See the full program and get tickets at the link in bio or at jacksonwild.org/nature-media-exchange. See you soon! 💚 📍 Solotech Studios LA | Nov 9 to 10
with @hollywoodclimatesummit 05 Nov 2026 Say what you will about Rudy Giuliani, the man is an absolute smoke show. 04 Nov 2026 It used to be global warming this and global warming that. Then those sneaky liberals changed it to climate change to keep the scam going forever. New episode out now! 04 Nov 2026 Can I have the keys to the car, lover? I feel like changing wigs. 31 Oct 2026 If you’re looking for Nicole’s phone, it’s in the toilet. 21 Oct 2026 You ever have a glass full of ice and watch it melt? Sea levels are definitely exactly like that. New episode out now! 21 Oct 2026 Surely AI bros wouldn’t mislead us about something?? 14 Oct 2026 Not only is AI helping solve climate change, but it’s also here to save comedy! 08 Oct 2026 "We have all the solutions that we need. We just need to take action to do them." Thanks @hilatheearth for the timely reminder, and thanks @thenicoleconlan @kbtxshel @blackforager @mcnavia for giving us so many other reasons for feeling hopeful at @unitednations SDG Media Zone ❤️ #SDGLive #GlobalGoals 26 Sep 2026

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