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My director reel. Thanks to everyone in and around these projects.
15 Mar 2023
IGOTGOD MUSIC VIDEO IS OUT NOW
FT. DAN AND I
We had a blast making this thing
Directed by @safe_melon
Director of Photography: Dan Everett @daniel__everett
WE ARE ON TOUR IN EUROPE FIRST SHOW IS TOMORROW AMSTERDAAAAAM
30 oct Amsterdam, NL - LONDON CALLING FESTIVAL
31 oct Brussels, BE - LES NUITS WEEKENDER
02 nov Berlin, DE - NEUE ZUKUNFT
03 nov Rotterdam, NL - ROTOWN
05 nov Paris, FR - PITCHFORK FESTIVAL
06 nov Reykjavic, IS - ICELAND AIRWAVES
07 nov London, UK - PITCHFORK FESTIVAL
Pre-order the Deluxe re-issue of My Heart Is A Room With No Cameras In It, out Dec 11. Link for everything in bio!!!
29 Oct 2026
Ashes of Ghandi. The dreams overtook the mind of a Texas oilman, night after night he saw people gathering on the shore. The phone book lead him to the yogi Paramahansa Yogananda’s Self-Realization Fellowship Church of All Religions. A portion of Ghandi’s ashes were sent here after his death, since Yogananda and he used to chill. Like a saint’s body preserved in some church in philly; is it also meant for that catholic exaltation ritual? I’m reminded of the slices of Einstein’s brain on display in the Mütter; the transcendent mind games of a 26 year old barely digested by society, explained instead in cultural autopsy as “his brain was big”. According to the actual discovery, the thinnest slice of this mind holds enough energy to explode the Sun. As does most mass how ever unlockable. Ghandi today represents a relative pacifism, endurance of suffering, philosophy most easily imploded when one holds a looking glass to his experiments in “celibacy”. Was Confucius truly an agent of the oppressive landlords? Has the fascist Modi truly defeated the Naxalites of Bengal? Did Pierre really snort the ashes of his friend in the mirror room? Einstein said one of the main driving rots of humanity is this kind of isolationist individualism. What is self-realization in the context of all religion? Isn’t belief in god the giving up of the self to something beyond? Malibu Ghandi.
03 Jun 2026
The Hand of Faith Nugget is the 10th largest solid gold piece to be discovered by an Australian man with a metal detector. Gold is the second least reactive element, making it highly conductive, and scientists have hypothesized that much of what exists on Earth was a direct result from the energy released in the Big Bang. After centuries of alchemical mysticism trying to extract the metal from air, the 20th century saw the first gold human produced from lead, mercury and bismuth respectively, but the gold would be radioactive and too expensive to produce (diamonds rain on Jupiter). In the 1970s, stories were told of a Soviet nuclear reactor accidentally discharging enough energy that the lead wall surrounding it became broiled into gold. Last year scientists at CERN have said that they were able to witness the moment of the transmutation of lead molecules into the stuff. I know cyanide, mercury, sulfuric acid and many other nasties are used in the process of extracting the metal in mines. To kids in Choropampa Peru, mercury waste looks like an unworldly ball of liquid mirror, a mesmerizing beauty. A horribly tragic story there, but there must have been so much joy in the discovery. If you were drop that gold crusted lead wall from the reactor in a pool of mercury, it would float. If only I had a bigger bath tub.
20 Mar 2026
In Las Vegas, I saw this magic conch found in the Enewetak Atoll that was mutated by atomic bomb radiation likely from the first operation, Sandstone (fig. 2). This coral reef in the Pacific hosted 43 US nuclear explosions over the course of 10 years (1948-1958). In total the US exploded 67 bombs in the Marshall Islands, which decayed all life including the people who have lived there for over 3,600 years. The US government initially awarded about $500 million dollars to the surviving people of the islands and for environmental cleanup but only paid $73 million. The people brought litigation to the Supreme Court who denied the case from being heard. Currently the US budget is $95 billion a year to upkeep and modernize its nuclear arsenal. Over the next 10 years, Congress has budgeted nearly $1 trillion dollars to the program. There’s further conjecture that Soongebob SquarePants is based upon the mutations of the Bikini Atoll.
09 Mar 2026
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