The Human Serviette

The Human Serviette

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@nardwuar

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This is the OFFICIAL instagrammy of me, Nardwuar the Human Serviette! Doot doola doot doo ... doot doo!

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Thanks so much to everyone that dressed up as me this Halloween 🎃! So honoured ! Really Inspires me to do more ! Thanks again for all the support ! Doot doola doot doo … #nardwuarcostume #nardwuar #halloween #dootdoo 31 Oct 2026 Here’s a clip of my 5th interview with Josh Homme of Queens of the Stone Age ! And our first interview in 15 years ! Check out the *FULL* interview at the link in my Bio ! Doot doo ! @queensofthestoneage #joshhomme @matadorrecords #qotsa #nardwuar #nardwuaredits #dootdoo 01 Oct 2026 Nardwuar vs. QOTSA (2026) coming soon ! Doot doo ! @queensofthestoneage #joshhomme #qotsa #nardwuar #nardwuaredits #dootdoo 20 Sep 2026 Here’s a clip of *new* interview I did with Noah Kahan ! Check out the *FULL* interview at the link in my BIO ! Doot doo ! @noahkahanmusic #noahkahan #nardwuarthehumanserviette #nardwuaredits #dootdoo 17 Sep 2026 Here’s a clip of *new* interview I did with Slayyyter ! Check out the *FULL* interview at the link in my BIO ! Doot doo ! @slayyyter #slayyyter #nardwuarthehumanserviette #nardwuaredits #dootdoo 08 Sep 2026 Here’s a clip of *new* interview I did with The Guess Who ! Check out the *FULL* interview with Burton Cummings & Randy Bachman at the link in my BIO ! Doot doo ! @theguesswho @burtoncummings @randybachman #theguesswho #nardwuar #nardwuaredits #dootdoo 30 Aug 2026 Here’s a clip of *new* interview I did with John Summit ! Check out the *FULL* interview at the link in my BIO ! Doot doo ! @johnsummit #johnsummit #nardwuar #nardwuaredits #dootdoo 12 Aug 2026 Nardwuar’s Video Vault Live at Pop Montreal ! Friday Sept 25 at the Rialto Theatre ! All Ages welcome! Ticket Link in my BIO. Where I will be talking , doing a Question & Answer , plus showing videos from interviews I have conducted over the years! Ranging from Snoop Doggy Dogg, to Mikhail Gorbachev, to Lil Uzi Vert and many more ! With DJs Bobby & John from @the.gruesomes ! Poster by Lewis Mallard @lewis_mallard ! Doot doola doot doo... doot doo ! @popmontreal #nardwuar #nardwuarsvideovault @theatrerialto #popmontreal 26 Jul 2026 Who are you Compilation (Updated!) ! Doot doo ! #whoareyou #nardwuar #nardwuaredits #dootdoo 12 Jul 2026 Thanks so much for all the Birthday wishes ! Really appreciate the support ! They mean a lot to me ! Thanks for everything and doot doola doot doo .... #nardbirthday #nardwuar Thanks to Jennifer Fleming for the pic and @mintbill for the filming ! Song by The Evaporators is ‘I’m a Loner’ by the Jaybees ! @somecarpictures @mintrecords #dootdoo 04 Jul 2026 Boy this is a fun one… @weezer @nardwuar @mikevaguerecords @thesenoramor @glampa_bolles @germs_icide The guitar is featured in the Germs M.I.A. cd booklet with @pat.smear_ holding it…..see what 30 years can do to you folks 19 Jun 2026 Here’s a clip of *new* interview I did with Olivia Rodrigo ! Check out the *FULL* interview at the link in my BIO ! Doot doo ! @oliviarodrigo #oliviarodrigo @licoricepizzarecords @thesenoramor @marcus_arman #nardwuar #nardwuaredits #dootdoo 15 Jun 2026

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