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This is “The Magic Sword,” the monologue I performed at Library Girl in Santa Monica a few weeks ago. It’s about an actress I once worked with, forgiveness in absentia, and the $20 smoothie at Erewhon. Hope you enjoy!
You can also read it on sjeffgreenstein.substack.com.
Thanks to @gabesachs for the video, @paulinaporizkov for the love and support.
#forgiveness #apologies #comedy #monologue #jeffgreenstein
05 Nov 2026
This is a Mother's Day monologue I wrote called "Dark Side of the Moon." It starts out about my mom and then gets into some other stuff.
Ruskin Group Theatre, Santa Monica, May 12, 2024. Thanks to @librarygirlpresents for the gig. And thanks to @gabesachs for the video!
You can read this (and a couple of my other things) at blue439.medium.com.
13 May 2024
P only wanted one photo from our wedding, and @gabesachs got it: What you see here is pure, unadulterated joy from me, @paulinaporizkov and our 75 guests — beloved friends and family members — on a cobblestone street in the tiny Italian town of Orta San Giulio. What can I say. Greatest day of my life. And as I've often said in this space, I think you can tell.
(there are other lovely photos by @gabesachs and @jill.greenberg making the rounds; look around)
#wedding #italia #ortasangiulio #paulinaporizkova #goalltheway
15 Jul 2026
New on Substack: "Ha ha ha," about Joni Mitchell, the last eight seconds of "Big Yellow Taxi," and pretending to be fine when you're not.
Find it (along with some other stuff) on sjeffgreenstein.substack.com. And subscribe, ’cause I'm adding new stuff every week or two!
09 Nov 2026
Blue is the best 💙
04 Nov 2026
Yesterday we all dressed up in hanbok (traditional Korean garb) and walked around the city. I chose to be the King. The hat was too small, but we tied it under my chin anyway, so it looks like my head's a giant gourd.
At the Secret Garden, they'd posted the text of a speech the King had given, describing his preferred relationship to his subjects. I did it with Jonathan Otcasek, dressed as a scholar.
#hanbok #korea #seoul #king #moon
30 Oct 2026
Substacking again! This one's called "Loneliness, boredom and uncertainty" and it's about the miraculous cure for all of those maladies. Find it at sjeffgreenstein.substack.com.
29 Oct 2026
The impossibly picturesque village of Klima on Milos Island, Greece, features colorful boathouses built right on the water. P and her hat just happened to match.
XPan panorama, swipe through to see the whole deal.
Hasselblad XPan, FPP (@svema_official) Color 125 from @filmphotographyproject, processed and scanned by @phtsdr.
#milos #greece #klima #redhat #paulinaporizkova
28 Oct 2026
Here is a little sampling of just two days.
Trains, hot springs, ryokans, hikes through forests and an outside museum - our favorite kind- to really take in the culture and history and architecture of a place.
(We’re posting more videos of our trip on @twentygoodsummerspod if you like this content!)
Six years ago at this time, I was howling in the woods, desperately hanging in there when all I wanted to do was cease to be.
It wasn’t exactly that I wanted to die as much as just Not to Be, so I wouldn’t be in this constant pain.
Time.
It took time.
And waking up one day at a time, one foot before the other, a slow shuffle until I could walk.
Now I’m back to running.
Running next to my love.
Running with a heart full with joy and gratitude , for now I know what it takes to be able to run.
#twentygoodsummers #japan #travel #startingover #thisis60
21 Oct 2026
I wrote a new thing and put it on Substack. Trying it out.
It's about the day 14-year-old me met with a representative of the Palestine Liberation Organization.
There is an unexpected turn.
sjeffgreenstein.substack.com
20 Oct 2026
Directing MOM back in 2013. What a great gig, what an insanely talented group of women. Sending lots of love to @annafaris, who is a treasure.
16 Oct 2026
I’m trying something! You know that monologue I performed at @librarygirlpresents the other night? Called “The Magic Sword,” about what to do when the person from whom you need an apology is unwilling, unable, or unavailable to provide one? I just put it up on sjeffgreenstein.substack.com. Read and enjoy and tell me what you think. Maybe this'll become a thing!
13 Oct 2026
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