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Tonight!! @bete_grise @222seattle @masampson
05 Nov 2026
Honored to be nominated for a Sonic Guild award for the second year in a row! As the famous saying definitely goes, “Second time’s the charm! Not the third time, that was deep state propaganda utilized by the Soviet Union during the cold war.”
If you’re a past winner then voting for the top 40 is live! We’d be right chuffed to get your vote as we finish up LP2, get our first vinyl runs in the works, and invest heavily in speculative pork futures. Thanks @sonicguildseattlewa
I’ll petition you in public if you come see me and @jacqueledoobz rip a duo set 11/5 at @conorbyrnepub with @bete_grise and @222seattle
And because you #sandwichfreaks can’t get enough of our signature brand, here’s a cheeky little (huge) chopped cheese from @treshouseofcheesesteaks never disappoints 9.1000009/10
30 Oct 2026
Howdy doody #sandwichfreaks it’s #sandwichcontent time, y’all can stop sliding into my DM’s demanding my expert opinions now.
1. Grilled Beef Banh Mi from Phi Long in San Francisco, USA. The banh mi is one of those pure of heart sammies whose taste is not betrayed by its appearance, truly an exercise in the product being greater than the sum of its parts. If you want a compact little flavor bomb that won’t weigh you down and get you where you need to be for a productive day generating shareholder value, there’s nowhere better to land. 8.262/10 if you remove the jalapeños you’re a coward.
2. Ripping a duo set with @jacqueledoobz at @conorbyrnepub 11/5 with @bete_grise and @222seattle first 300 people through the door get a million dollars each ticket link in bio
3. Prosciutto, mozz, basil. Press it. Bam. @sloughfood knows what’s up. Another bopper that gets you up and at em with no side effects, hot but chill, hearty but light, form and function in perfect harmony. Gherkins for the boys, 8.82/10 excellent cheese pull that’s for me to remember and for you to imagine
As I always say, get to the gig, fuck yelp, and bony horse women
19 Oct 2026
Tomorrow night at @vine_lb The Blue Dream Players are back. We will be playing alongside @masampson who is on tour from Washington. So come on down and hang awhile
@cmglovesyou
11 Aug 2026
TONIGHT!
Get to Ballard this evening for Den Fest Kickoff Party featuring Black Ends + @masampson + @smallpaulband !
7:30pm doors
8pm show
DON’T BE LATE ‼️
06 Aug 2026
One week out. Dustland , 6pm, free show, full band — We’re bringing the vibes and the tunes. Rose colored glasses required.
@thedustlandbar @masampson @aaronarchermusic
#andrewsilvaband #vegasmusic #lasvegaslivemusic #lasvegaslocal #dustland
02 Aug 2026
Back at Dustland 8/10, 6pm doors. Full band with @schmittybass @_micahsmith @hoffmdrum , free show — rose colored glasses on, see you at the bar.
@thedustlandbar @aaronarchermusic @masampson
#andrewsilvaband #vegaslocal #vegasmusic #lasvegaslivemusic #dustlandbar
29 Jul 2026
Hard posting the last show of tour to manifest a fun coupla weeks, reverse order to counteract all effects of a retrograde of some sort of another if that’s even happening I dunno, Co-Star heads sound off in the comments
Bend isn’t really even that far away my Seattle #sandwichfreaks it’s actually kind of rude if you don’t come out to @silvermoonbrewing to see us and @mcbj.band rip it up summer style and drink a few nice ipas or pilsners or what have you, I’m a Miller Lite (@millerlite sponsor us) guy personally but I’ll never kick any beer outta bed for eating crackers ya know.
Speaking of summer it’s heirloom tomato season chumps, this is your sign to toss some of those bad boys on some @bensbreadseattle (sponsor us) sourdough with some @dukes_mayonnaise (sponsor us) and git your chomp on, always hits right before a nice ride in your @astonmartin (sponsor us) 8.32x1 out of 10
Come catch us in any of these fine cities next month, we can talk tomatoes
27 Jul 2026
JUST ANNOUNCED
@masampson (Seattle) with special guests @anime.girlfriend.slc and @savagedaughters
Happening August 9th
FREE
14 Jul 2026
Howdy doody #sandwichfreaks it’s #sandwichcontent and also #showannouncement and also #tourannouncement time so buckle in your butts.
First up we have the beloved @portofsubs #8 turkey and provolone. If you ask for mayo and mustard here they have a premade mixture, which is really good, but would it be crazy to ask for them separately? Like some bites I want a variance of mustard to mayo ratio instead of a homogenous experience amirite? Would they be mad at me? Sound off in the comments 7.828/10
Next up oooooopsie daisy it’s a midsummer humdinger, we’re throwing a @dentapes Den Fest kickoff banger with @smallpaulband and @black.ends at ye olde @tractortavern August 6th at 7:30. If you get a 2-day Den Fest pass we’ll sneak you a little discount on this one, frugal minds be alert. It’s also a tour kickoff for us, more on that after our regularly scheduled break for…
cheesesteaks friggin rule, huh? @treshouseofcheesesteaks know’s their way around a beef sammie, with like 20 different versions you can get on the menu but I’m a sucker for nostalgia so I go classic every time. Undeniable, 8.629/10
…and we’re back, and by back I mean back to tell you that we’re leaving. Hittin the road with tha boiz™️ in August, tell your friends in these great American cities listed here that their new favorite shit is about to roll into the zone.
Adios til next time my loyal subjects.
30 Jun 2026
Sup #sandwichfreaks it’s #sandwichcontent time little piggies, I know you’ve been fiending so wipe that drool off your damn face and lock in
Burgers; let’s talk about em. They’re perfect. If you don’t think that then you’re wrong. The end.
One of the greatest food revolutions in recent memory is the rise of the smashie. In this political climate we don’t have time to be weighed down by big, thick-pattied burgers, we have to be quick and nimble on our feet in order to respond to market fluctuations and AI facilitated business opportunities in the meat space.
@pickquickdrivein in SODO understands this, providing excellent customer value with their highly customizable deluxe cheeseburger. Featuring a proprietary sauce complimenting a nostalgic but forward-facing beef patty, you’ll taste the past and the future in every interaction. Price point is on point, user experience is unique, 8.916/10.
As a beefy center of this social media interaction, we’re excited to present that we’ll be playing Saturday 6/20 at Monkey Pub with @endlings.band and @quininefanaccount let us know your favorite billionaire in the comments.
Coming in hot to close this all hands meeting is @burgerbudspnw with the Proper Patty, which is indeed proper. This one provides a great ROI with a double beef patty and excellent smoky sauce that will have the competitors’ shareholders quaking in their Brooks Brothers wingtips. Beef tallow fries really seal the deal and place them in the market at a 9.282828/10.
I’d just like to say that we really do think of y’all less as rabid, adoring fans to be milked for profit and more as a family. We hope that fills the hole left in your hearts left by a lack of Christmas bonuses. Stay freaky you freaks.
02 Jun 2026
Checking in for the Q1 financial quarter recap, thanks to all our shareholders out there.
Had a real good time recording LP2, sailing with dogs, and eating meatloaf sandwiches (8.67 needed the bread toasted, meatloaf stays underrated tho) up at @anacortesunknownstudio last month. Gonna have a new batch of trackolinos for ya at some point, send this post to all your closest record label executives.
Got some summer shows, summer tour, summer dreams in the works, so in the immortal words of F. Scott Fitzgerald “Big things coming, watch this space”.
In the meantime get yourself an all-scratch breakfast sammie (9.278 sausage over bacon every day) and stay crispy out there amigos.
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📸7: @will_har
11 May 2026
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