JJ Croucher

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Writing literary fiction, cultural commentary, and opinion. London-based. Posting snippets of my writing. 💌 •••

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https://www.gaytimes.com/if-you-are-gay-you-are-queer-and-yes-it-matters/ 01 Aug 2026 https://www.gaytimes.com/gay-men-are-not-to-blame-for-the-manosphere/ 25 Jul 2026 Week Recap: I have a dear friend ( — she will soon be world famous — ) who’s given up deleting messages — editing messages. Instead, she rectifies her mistakes with a big strike-through. She’ll edit a WhatsApp message as though it were a tracked-changes Word doc. She does a big line through what she wants to change. You can see what she said; you can see what she’s saying. There’s something very honest about it, but she is an honest woman. In a world of ephemera, highlighting our mistakes means we continue to learn from them. Everything is so quick, it’s so easy for truth not to matter. She likes being clear. This week I’ve been researching small penis humiliation. It’s actually been a very clarifying experience — I found some unexpected things out about the male psyche, and it’s made me feel a lot better about people uploading naked pictures of themselves to the internet. I was asking for purely journalistic reasons, but half my contacts kept trying to sext me. It seems a journalist enquiring about your penis is quite titillating if you are someone who enjoys theirs being scrutinised. The disparity between penis sizes is crazy when you think about it. I always wonder if it’s the same with people, though I feel you can never get two people as different in height as two penises are, or can be, in length — and penises differ so dramatically too. I can’t quite believe the same organ can look so different. I’ve never seen hands look so different from one another. 24 Jul 2026 Thinking about El Niño and all that lazy jazz 22 Jul 2026 https://www.gaytimes.com/tracey-emin-gay-times-interview/ 16 Jul 2026 Week Recap: I went to the New Docklands Steam Baths on a Hinge date. I’d given a cursory “What about you?” in reference to his relationship history which elicited an exhaustive account of all of his post-pubescent relationships. Every sort of ephemera was captured. At about the twenty-minute mark (not joking!) we encroached on the present day where he revealed that he is currently still in a relationship with a sort of investment banker that featured in the last few minutes of the story; there was something artful about the way he managed the narrative, boring me to such a point that the climax was entirely unexpected. It was given the same degree of weight as the rest of the shit – too detailed for a bygone tryst in Berlin, entirely too scant for something that obviously should have been mentioned in the early throes of our Hinging. He didn’t stop to check for a reaction – I am unsure if he feared I’d latch on or because he felt it didn’t warrant dwelling. He moved on to the future, where he told me he was “connecting more with dancers” recently. I do not dance. I blame the 2010s-style ““benevolent”” narcissism that tells us that everyone else’s feelings are entirely on them and that we are doing no wrong – if enacting your so-called “truth” is the ethical human mission, then how can any manifestation of this “truth” be wrong? If something is not wrong, then why disclose it at all? How can we owe anyone else anything when the world//economy teaches us that we ourselves are owed nothing? Week Recap: I saw the Hinger again – he bought me dinner at an Afghani restaurant, which was very kind of him. I told him that Tracey Emin had sent me a nice email — ;-) — and he said that he was surprised and that some people he knew had said she was actually very curt and harsh behind closed doors. The Art World. I told him that of course they would say this – it is the oldest trick in the book; leaning forward furtively someone with something to prove will tell you that ACTUALLY the celebrity that you are talking about is ACTUALLY evil IRL. It’s perfect – when those in the public eye try so hard to protect their image, the secret “oh did you know that they’re actually a c 16 Jul 2026 (no caption) 08 Jul 2026 (no caption) 08 Jul 2026 (no caption) 08 Jul 2026 (no caption) 08 Jul 2026

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