Jared Eimicke

Jared Eimicke

@jaredeimicke

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Comedy Writer @ucbtny, @assssketchnyc, @thekickerofficial, @aboveaverage, @pointsincase. Stuck in a devastating 30-year relationship with @nyknicks

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It’s a Krumm! written by @jaredeimicke Directed by @caitorade With Doctor: @elena_skopetos Mom/Julia: @erica.herndz Boyfriend/Richard: @hartneymichael Nurse Krumm: @timgirrbach Would YOU want to give birth to a Krumm? Tell us in the comments! 09 Nov 2026 Human Flex Seal! Written by @jaredeimicke for @assssketchnyc at @ucbtny Starring @hartneymichael @timgirrbach @erica.herndz @jthanprime @alex.guaglianone Filmed and edited by Shem Pennant and Jared Eimicke Special thanks to @philswift.tv for all the people he helps and all the boats he cuts in half ;) Happy Halloween!🎃 Next live show is 11/21 at 7PM: Live and Livestreaming Tickets Available in bio 🧌 #flexseal #sketchcomedy #ucb #hellraiser #holeinaboat? 29 Oct 2026 Author Has To Mention Pants written by @jaredeimicke Directed by @caitorade With @morathanenough @haley_hepworth @laurenabrickman @jacklyn_uweh Come check us out LIVE every month at @ucbtny - next show Friday 10/23! Also, the author of this sketch wanted to offer this food for thought: “Pluto and Goofy. Both Dogs. And only one wears pants?!” 15 Oct 2026 Office Trough written by @jaredeimicke Directed by @caitorade Featuring special guest @lauriehernandez With @laurenabrickman @genevievejoers @timgirrbach @apocalypseclown @chineikoro Next ALL NEW LIVE SHOW SUNDAY 8/30 at 7pm at @ucbtny Live and Livestream Tix Available in bio. TROUGH! TROUGH! TROUGH! TROUGH! #trough #sketchcomedy #ucbny #uprightcitizensbrigade #assssketchnyc 24 Aug 2026 Quiplash written by @jaredeimicke Pitch by @robotnoises Directed by @caitorade Featuring special guest @phatcarriebradshaw With @laurenabrickman @robotnoises & @neildastolfo 17 Aug 2026 🦶 🤝 👄 Come see a ~spooky~ #ASSSSKETCH this Saturday at 9pm! with special guest @johnarthurhill ❤️ tix linked in bio 🎭 From 09/27/25 @assssketchnyc written by @jaredeimicke pitch by @snuge007 Ft. @snuge007 @apocalypseclown @haley_hepworth @neildastolfo 22 Oct 2025 Carrie's Bucket Drops Early Starring Johnathan Fernandez, Desi Domo, Lane Kwederis, Joseph Lymous, NatashaVaynblat, and Ariel Gitlin. Written by Jared Eimicke. Pitch by Johnathan Fernandez. Directed by Caitlin Bitzegaio. 08 May 2025 Spankin this baby again at UCB on 12/16! With me, Johnna Scrabis, Rich Rosario, David Bluvband, Ann Marie Yoo, and Glo Tavarez! Written by me and directed by David Guzman! If you like the military and/or overbearing parents, you will GO CRAZY because you’re loving this show TOO MUCH! 🎖️ 07 Dec 2024 HELICOPTER PARENTS — Two ex-military parents constantly hover over their son and try to control all aspects of his life — @ucbtny SPANK Monday, 8/5 5:30p — Written by me. Directed by David Guzman. Starring @itsrichrosario, @jls5316, me, @amanda_breen, @yonilotan, @annmarieyoo, and David Bluvband. Tix in bioooo babbbyyyy. 🪖🎖️🤰🏼 22 Jul 2024 HOW TO RESTAURANT is a vital sketch show by @jaredeimicke and @staceykulow about two assholes teaching you how to behave in restaurants! We’re up at @ucbtny THIS MONDAY, 6/3, at 8:30P. Cast is honestly WILD — @nicoco.a @amanda_breen @capbam @shanenielsen1000000 @tomtheebuffalo AND @juliazhen_ ?! Follow your instincts, yes, you should go! Tix link is conveniently found in my beautiful BIO! BUY NOW PLZ!!! 28 May 2024 Adios 2 more!! Another clip from the new episode of The Gloquacious Hour. This episode explores why Doctors are weird. It has sketches, games, music, jokes, stories and people serving hot looks!!! Watch it all on YouTube! Link in bio. Please go on there and subscribe and like. 24 Apr 2024 Link in bio!! 23 Apr 2024

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