483
Followers
499
Following
41
Posts
N/A
Reels
N/A
Highlights
3/9
Photos/Videos in last 12
Bio
Comedy Writer @ucbtny, @assssketchnyc, @thekickerofficial, @aboveaverage, @pointsincase. Stuck in a devastating 30-year relationship with @nyknicks
Links
jaredeimicke.com-
Avg likes
-
Avg comments
-
Engagement
0.1/wk
Posting
Likes and comments are still being collected for this account. Check back shortly.
Recent posts
It’s a Krumm! written by @jaredeimicke
Directed by @caitorade
With
Doctor: @elena_skopetos
Mom/Julia: @erica.herndz
Boyfriend/Richard: @hartneymichael
Nurse Krumm: @timgirrbach
Would YOU want to give birth to a Krumm? Tell us in the comments!
09 Nov 2026
Human Flex Seal!
Written by @jaredeimicke for @assssketchnyc at @ucbtny
Starring @hartneymichael @timgirrbach @erica.herndz @jthanprime @alex.guaglianone
Filmed and edited by Shem Pennant and Jared Eimicke
Special thanks to @philswift.tv for all the people he helps and all the boats he cuts in half ;)
Happy Halloween!🎃
Next live show is 11/21 at 7PM: Live and Livestreaming Tickets Available in bio 🧌
#flexseal #sketchcomedy #ucb #hellraiser #holeinaboat?
29 Oct 2026
Author Has To Mention Pants written by @jaredeimicke
Directed by @caitorade
With @morathanenough @haley_hepworth @laurenabrickman @jacklyn_uweh
Come check us out LIVE every month at @ucbtny - next show Friday 10/23!
Also, the author of this sketch wanted to offer this food for thought: “Pluto and Goofy. Both Dogs. And only one wears pants?!”
15 Oct 2026
Office Trough written by @jaredeimicke
Directed by @caitorade
Featuring special guest @lauriehernandez
With @laurenabrickman @genevievejoers @timgirrbach @apocalypseclown @chineikoro
Next ALL NEW LIVE SHOW SUNDAY 8/30 at 7pm at @ucbtny
Live and Livestream Tix Available in bio.
TROUGH! TROUGH! TROUGH! TROUGH!
#trough #sketchcomedy #ucbny #uprightcitizensbrigade #assssketchnyc
24 Aug 2026
Quiplash written by @jaredeimicke
Pitch by @robotnoises
Directed by @caitorade
Featuring special guest @phatcarriebradshaw
With @laurenabrickman @robotnoises & @neildastolfo
17 Aug 2026
🦶 🤝 👄
Come see a ~spooky~ #ASSSSKETCH this Saturday at 9pm! with special guest @johnarthurhill ❤️ tix linked in bio
🎭 From 09/27/25 @assssketchnyc
written by @jaredeimicke
pitch by @snuge007
Ft. @snuge007 @apocalypseclown @haley_hepworth @neildastolfo
22 Oct 2025
Carrie's Bucket Drops Early
Starring Johnathan Fernandez, Desi Domo, Lane Kwederis, Joseph Lymous, NatashaVaynblat, and Ariel Gitlin. Written by Jared Eimicke. Pitch by Johnathan Fernandez. Directed by Caitlin Bitzegaio.
08 May 2025
Spankin this baby again at UCB on 12/16! With me, Johnna Scrabis, Rich Rosario, David Bluvband, Ann Marie Yoo, and Glo Tavarez! Written by me and directed by David Guzman! If you like the military and/or overbearing parents, you will GO CRAZY because you’re loving this show TOO MUCH! 🎖️
07 Dec 2024
HELICOPTER PARENTS — Two ex-military parents constantly hover over their son and try to control all aspects of his life — @ucbtny SPANK Monday, 8/5 5:30p — Written by me. Directed by David Guzman. Starring @itsrichrosario, @jls5316, me, @amanda_breen, @yonilotan, @annmarieyoo, and David Bluvband. Tix in bioooo babbbyyyy. 🪖🎖️🤰🏼
22 Jul 2024
HOW TO RESTAURANT is a vital sketch show by @jaredeimicke and @staceykulow about two assholes teaching you how to behave in restaurants! We’re up at @ucbtny THIS MONDAY, 6/3, at 8:30P. Cast is honestly WILD — @nicoco.a @amanda_breen @capbam @shanenielsen1000000 @tomtheebuffalo AND @juliazhen_ ?! Follow your instincts, yes, you should go! Tix link is conveniently found in my beautiful BIO! BUY NOW PLZ!!!
28 May 2024
Adios 2 more!! Another clip from the new episode of The Gloquacious Hour. This episode explores why Doctors are weird. It has sketches, games, music, jokes, stories and people serving hot looks!!! Watch it all on YouTube! Link in bio. Please go on there and subscribe and like.
24 Apr 2024
Link in bio!!
23 Apr 2024
Follower tracking
We have started recording @jaredeimicke, but only 1 observation so far — not enough to show a trend yet. Track it daily →
Download @jaredeimicke's data
Everything below is derived from this account, priced on the counts shown. Delivered as CSV by emailed link.
You only pay for rows we deliver. Counts are the maximum available today; if an export comes back smaller, the difference is refunded automatically. Counts as last collected 9 hours, 43 minutes ago.
Tracking
A monthly plan, not a download: we keep reading @jaredeimicke and email you what changed.
Other reports
Not downloads of this account: they take their own inputs.
Similar accounts
Accounts we track that share hashtags, mentions or bio topics with @jaredeimicke.
@assssketchnyc
1,218 followers
Also uses #assssketch
@hartneymichael
17.4K followers
Also uses #holeinaboat
@apocalypseclown
1,799 followers
Also uses #trough
@dflyawayhome
648 followers
Also mentions @apocalypseclown
@alex.guaglianone
813 followers
Also mentions @erica.herndz
@haley_hepworth
1,806 followers
Bio mentions “assssketchnyc”
@orlylewittes
5,036 followers
Also mentions @haley_hepworth