Patrick Cotnoir

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Casting. Booker. Producer. @heythatsmepod. @famouspeopleimprov. @thegeorgelucastalkshow. A lot more. formerly ASSSSCAT. Gethard Show. Marvel.

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Beginning JUNE 21! I’ve been producing improv shows for 12 years now, something like 950 of them…I’m starting up my own show at The Elysian and I’d love to have you at the first one! We’ve got a GREAT guest telling stories at the first show and some amazing improvisers doing scenes off of their stories. The show is happening most Sundays and I want to make something fun at one of the coolest and most interesting theaters in LA! Come check it out. Trying to keep ticket prices low while still paying the performers. The In-Person tickets are cheaper than the other comparable shows at other theaters in town and if ya can’t make it in person, you can also stream it from home for the insanely low price of $6! Go give @famouspeopleimprov a follow :) 08 Jun 2026 Hey everyone! @brianmichaellynch and @cotnoir have a new podcast! @heythatsmepod premieres TOMORROW! We’re doing commentaries on movies or TV shows with the people who made them who never got to do commentaries on them! The show will be available anywhere you get podcasts. Go ahead and subscribe today - we’ve got a killer first episode for you tomorrow. 🎶: @instapeabody 🖼️: @nogreatmatter 11 Dec 2024 Enjoy @richsommer as Luke Skywalker getting completely derailed by Tatiana MasLEIA’s ( @tatianamaslany ) pleas for help. Try as they might, @zacoyama C3PO can’t keep it on the tracks and @jojoginn R2D2’s lil bleeps n’ bloops don’t help either. You can watch the full show at Dynasty.tv! 01 Apr 2025 Sundays show now has 100% more @manoagapion! Also @holtlauren @dhruvudaysingh @rachel_marsh @vornietom @gregorcorp @nfparkergirl @mitchsilpa and monologues by @arashababy! Grab ya tix now or livestream it from home for only $6 :) 12 Nov 2026 Today on @heythatsmepod, I do an audio commentary on the 2026 Muppet Show special with music producer and score composer @bsherman2222 (Hamilton, In The Heights, Sesame Street, Tick Tick Boom, etc etc etc)! It’s really fun! Hope you’ll check it out! 12 Nov 2026 Roger Ebert called Lemony Snicket a trial run. They never got to run it twice. Patrick Cotnoir (@cotnoir) read all the books, and his take is that the movie crammed three of them into one. The funny-to-scary ratio is off, he wanted a lot more Billy Connolly, and nobody was ever going to make 13 movies anyway. Phil reads Ebert's review, "the series has enormous potential," and then points out that there was no second one. Trial run or just too much movie? Tell us below. 👇 The full Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events episode is out on video for Patreon members, along with our bonus episodes. Link in profile. 💜 Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events with Patrick Cotnoir, Phil Iscove and Emily St. James. Does it hold up? 10 Nov 2026 Happy 57th @sesamestreet! You’ve been nice to me. I look insane in so many of these. 10 Nov 2026 Oscar winning Sound editor @markmanginisound has a new book out this week that everyone should grab! Here’s a clip from when he did a BLADE RUNNER 2049 audio commentary on @heythatsmepod! Did he get the story right @jessicapenningtonvo?? 🎥: @_grant_k_ 10 Nov 2026 Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events is out now, with Patrick Cotnoir (@cotnoir). It kicks off our 2000s YA fantasy miniseries, and it's a movie everyone expected to be huge. $142 million budget, Jim Carrey playing three characters, Meryl Streep, a Christmas release. Then it dropped 58% in week two. What you're getting: - Patrick met the man behind Lemony Snicket when he was 12. The photo is on slide 6. - The directors who almost made it: Barry Sonnenfeld, Tim Burton with Johnny Depp as Olaf, Terry Gilliam, Guy Maddin. - Jim Carrey's improvs, and the four that should have been cut. - Why Meryl Streep is the only one who figures out the tone. - A five-minute opening about a little elf that had people leaving the theater thinking they'd walked into the wrong movie. - The case that this is a gorgeous set of dark ideas that needed a director who could find the dial. Count Olaf, Stefano or Captain Sham. Which one are you marrying? Full episode on YouTube and wherever you get podcasts. Link in profile. #DoesItHoldUp #ClassicCinema #FilmCritique #LemonySnicket #SeriesOfUnfortunateEvents 09 Nov 2026 This Sunday at @elysiantheater, come see @arashababy tell some stories from her life and @vornietom, @holtlauren, @dhruvudaysingh, @rachel_marsh, @nfparkergirl, @chrisgracecomedy, @gregorcorp and @mitchsilpa do some improv off of them! Cheap tickets and only $6 to stream from home! 09 Nov 2026 The voices of Jedi past speak to Rey (ft. @vicmmic and @pftompkins). Thank you to @mrtonyhale, @ninawest, @charity_corin, @danielpudi, @davidwain, @therealdianaleeinosanto, @fredmelamed, @hjosment, @paulscheer, @vivienlyrablair, @trondynewman, @richsommer, Debra Wilson, and, of course, @bauzilla for recording voice over for this very dumb show. You can watch the full Rise of Skywalker live reading on @thegeorgelucastalkshow’s YouTube. 09 Nov 2026 GRANDPA’S HAUNTED PLANET: An All-Star Live Reading of The Rise of Skywalker is now live on YouTube! Watch us finish off the Skywalker Saga with an amazing cast: @cfionam, @charity_corin, @cobiesmulders, @connorratliff, @danagould, @danielpudi, @davidwain, Debra Wilson, @ericjedelstein, @fredmelamed, @hallublin, @hjosment, @iamrachelpegram, @jackquaid, @therealjamespickens, @jojoginn, @larainenewman, @markmcconville, @missipyle, @mrericlange, @ninawest, @pattonoswalt, @paulscheer, @pftompkins, @ramonabishyoung, @realrichardkind, @richsommer, @stephaniehodge68, @sweetlouzinho, @tallgilozeri, @tarzannoz, @therealdianaleeinosanto, @trondynewman, @mrtonyhale, @vicmmic, @vivienlyrablair and @bauzilla Music by @chrysanthetan and ender.smith Narrated by @cotnoir, @peterbonavita and @arobtwit Check it out at swliveread.com and grab livestream tickets for our mystery Star Wars live read on January 23 at @dynastytypewriter! 📸: @justoffthesix 07 Nov 2026

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