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just this guy you know . Dad, comedian, writer, host, and producer of @donttellchicago
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On December 1st, 2026, I am headlining Zanies Comedy Club in Old Town.
If you had told 15-year-old Conor this, he’d be pretty pissed, because we were supposed to be a professional wrestler by now.
If you had told 20-year-old Conor this, he’d be genuinely shocked, because he just got off stage from doing stand-up comedy for the first time ever (at a sorority talent show in front of 200 fellow students. I followed hula dancers). He did OK, but wasn’t very funny,
If you had told 25-year-old Conor this, he’d be feeling exceptionally awesome, because he just finished taking his first stand up comedy class at the very same Zanies Comedy Club. He still wasn’t very funny.
If you had told 30-year-old Conor this, he’d be relieved, because the world was in the middle of the pandemic and he didn’t know if he was ever going to do stand-up again. It was not funny.
If you had told 35-year-old Conor this, he’d be buzzing, because he just finished recording his very first special Mostly Harmless, which is now available on YouTube. It’s pretty funny.
Now, at the ripe old age of 37, I have the opportunity to headline one of the most famous comedy clubs in the world, one where you get to sign your headshot and put it on the wall from now until the end of time. That means, I’m funny, right?
I have a lot of emotions about headlining Zanies Comedy Club, though. I’m excited, I’m nervous, I’m nostalgic, I’m proud of myself, I’m unsure I deserve this, and most importantly, I’m making sure I don’t let that last emotion get the better of me.
It’s easy to get disillusioned with comedy over time. To think that trying to be funny is lame. To envy the success of others while diminishing your own accomplishments as not enough to celebrate.
I’m going to try to not do that about this, and say, right now, that I’m really looking forward to headlining Zanies Old Town on Tuesday, December 1st at 7pm, and I genuinely hope to see you there.
#standup #comedy #chicago #zanies
06 Oct 2026
my daughter is gonna be on the next Netflix roast with these burns
11 May 2026
We're learning our ABCs: Always Be Cinda-late #dads #parents #kids #school #comedy
13 Nov 2026
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#comedian #party #chicago #standup #denver
10 Nov 2026
Chicago local @ConorCawley is headlining Zanies for one night only on December 1. Be in the room!
10 Nov 2026
Just realized while writing this caption that the algo is probably gonna ding me for all these uncensored drug names but thats life! #standup #comedy #funny
09 Nov 2026
Oh what a night #standup #comedy #drunk
06 Nov 2026
it's hard out here for a bald dad #dads #parents #bald #comedy
04 Nov 2026
What ever will we do without organic aubergines?! #dads #parents #farmersmarket #comedy
28 Oct 2026
I'm headlining @zanieschicago on December 1st! So it'll be like this clip but WAY longer! #standup #comedy #chicago
23 Oct 2026
I actually have been working out and my goal weight is whatever makes people to stop laughing at this joke #standup #fitness #planetfitness
15 Oct 2026
We call it stolen valor #bald #standup #comedy
12 Oct 2026
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