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Goalkeeping coach. Obnoxious Australian. Even more obnoxious Norwegian. Tech something or other. Border Collie ball retriever.
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There hasn't been a German upset like this since Das Sound Machine lost to the Bellas at worlds
20 likes · 0 comments · 30 Jun 2026
Things that aren’t penalties this WC. The officiating was horrendous last night.
13 likes · 0 comments · 19 Jun 2026
FIFA just couldn't accept another World Cup without Italy.
So they found a loophole. Italy may not have qualified, but technically they're still making an appearance.
Instead of walking out of the tunnel with children, the Bosnia and Herzegovina players will walk out holding the hands of Italian players.
6 likes · 0 comments · 12 Jun 2026
😳 they’ve started work on it again. 😳 🥺🚘♥️
10 likes · 0 comments · 11 Jun 2026
Time flies when you’re constantly dictated to by a smaller, angrier, version of your wife. 😏
15 likes · 0 comments · 20 Apr 2026
David is now off to the Navy for at least the next 12months. Pernille and Frankie have lost their best bud and the whole house feels a lot emptier today. Amazing how fast it went - I still vividly remember the little terrorist shouting out at me every morning at 6am, now they’re giving him a gun. 😳🤦🏻😂
48 likes · 2 comments · 08 Apr 2026
Caitlin: what’s a shoey?
Me: You drink a beer from your shoe.
Cait: Eeeeeeeeew that’s the most Australian thing I’ve ever heard.
3 likes · 0 comments · 06 Dec 2025
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5 likes · 1 comments · 29 Nov 2025
Hip Hurrah David. You’re still mildly irritating, especially when you steal my car - but since double as the worlds best cushion for your little sister who absolutely adores you it evens out. 😆
We’re all super proud of you and looking forward to the next 12months! Enjoy celebrating Norways win tonight!
31 likes · 0 comments · 13 Nov 2025
How it started vs. how it’s going. Happy 1st Birthday to our little girl! ❤️🥺🥰
52 likes · 6 comments · 04 Nov 2025
After two amazing years at ØHIL I signed off today with a home win that ended Sarpsborg 08’s promotion dream. We didn’t get the 🍩 I was hoping for, but it’s still sweet to end on a high note.
I made the tough choice to not return in 2026 earlier this month, juggling the almost hour long commute to Bærum 3 days a week with work and home life ended up being too much in the end.
My girls took huge strides over the last years and I’m incredibly proud of how they have grown and developed - we had a lot of fun times and a lot of tough ones too.
I look forward to watching some games from the sidelines with Pernille next year instead and cheering them on with a slightly lower pulse and feeling in the pit of my stomach. 😂
ØHIL Ole Ole Ole 💚💚💚
30 likes · 0 comments · 02 Nov 2025
It’s super interesting to see the imperfections from handmade cars up close. After the blasting, welding and repairs this is where my little 356 is still right now. In theory the pace should pick up in a month or two and more fun posts of it being reassembled will follow ❤️
10 likes · 2 comments · 01 Nov 2025
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