John Carstens

John Carstens

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Thinker of concepts. Writer of platforms. Father of allegedly biological children.

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When these idiots meet up in northern Wisconsin, they do idiotic things. Pretty sure I won this one, but the scorekeepers disagreed. What do YOU see? 01 Oct 2026 Our empty-nester trip: traveling the way we did before we were parents, cramming as much as possible into one week. Porto. Aveiro. Costa Nova. Nazaré. Óbidos. Sintra. Lisbon. Madrid. The boys always hated this approach, preferring instead to sit in a beach house, staring at their phones. Now that we’ve unloaded them, we’re back to our old ways. Suck it, boys! 28 Sep 2026 Senior vs. freshman, college vs. high school, drop-off vs. drive-off. Which means we’re empty nesters now. Deep down we’re excited for them, but we’re still waiting for that feeling to punch through the sadness. We miss these jerks. #universityofcincinnati #universityofillinois 22 Aug 2026 His wings are flapping, ready to leave the nest in a few weeks. But first, a father-son trip to NYC. Brooklyn, mainly, with a focus on inspiration for a budding industrial designer. Gonna miss this kind of time with this guy. 02 Aug 2026 So that’s it then. We’ve tapped all the resources of the Oak Park school system, and this guy came out the other end of it. Feeling happy, sad, proud, and ready to share him with the world. #congratulations🎓 #oprf 31 May 2026 Prom date. Breakout track season. Friends going places. Lead designer of the coolest yearbook I’ve seen. This guy is wrapping up high school in style. 21 May 2026 I-L-L!!! #Illini #IllinoisBasketball #FinalFour #MarchMadness 04 Apr 2026 My Valentine and my newly minted adult human, headed to UCincy to preview the campus he’s abandoning us for. He just turned 18, which means he can vote, enlist, and go through the non-TSA line without us. Happy Valenbirthday, my loves. 15 Feb 2026 If you want to read more about my obsession with creativity and humanity in the age of AI, boy, have I got a Substack for you. First post is up, link is in the profile. Subscribe, won’t you? #substack #ai #creativity 06 Jan 2026 Thrilled for my boy! He’s heading to his first choice: the industrial design program at the University of Cincinnati’s DAAP school. He’s going to make things, and one day you’ll probably want to buy them. #universityofcincinnati #cincinnatibearcats #uc #cincy #oprf 23 Dec 2025 Symbolic Midwest traffic. #wienermobile #illinois 16 Nov 2025 Our boy cleans up well. Fun to see these high schoolers on their best behavior in front of their parents, dressing up for each other before they partied together. #OPRF #Homecoming 12 Oct 2025

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